Did you ever think that for fish being caught and released is like an alien abduction?
- Fish #1: Dude! I was minding my own business and suddenly I was lifted into a strange craft. Aliens with huge eyes and ten long appendages at the end of a long strange looking fin probed me and did all kinds of unspeakable things to me!
- Fish #2: Leroy you are the biggest bull****r in this lake. We are all sick of your outlandish stories.